Best. Camp. Ever. (an editorial piece)
Taco here, reporting to you about the BEST CAMP EVER. Some might say that’s a matter of opinion. And, sure, they’re entitled to their beliefs. Except when they’re wrong. In this case, I’d like to give you my criteria for a camp to truly earn the coveted title of “the best.”
Have lots of things dragons love. Mostly tacos, but not exclusively. I would include the picture of the scrumptious tacos they served, but I ate them all really fast. Some campers complained about the lack of seconds. Should have flown faster, friends! Also, if you don’t want me to eat all your tasty mallows, you shouldn’t leave the bag out in the open. (Just a tip.)
2. Awards and recognition for your efforts. Check. Thanks, friends!
3. Other things to burn- like firewood. What’s a camp without a campfire? (I know, it’s in the actual name.) Did I get to kick off 6 fires that week? I did. SO many fires- so much fun.
4. Things that help everyone feel welcome. I saw this flag and thought of our friends Roxy and Fajita. Greetings from Colorado!
5. And, of course, the essential ingredient for camp- hot sauce. Here’s a photo of me with all the bottles I drank while at camp…
That doesn’t include the stash they tried to hide from me in the kitchen. Too bad I’m so clever and have a great sense of smell! It was yummy!!! (Don’t worry- I put “hot sauce” on the kitchen order list, so there will always be plenty.)
P.S.- Just in case you’re worried about what happened next… I learned my lesson at home and knew where to find the emergency tool.
Problem solved. Mostly.