River Cruise of a Lifetime

Hello, friends! It’s Fajita and Taco here! Have you ever seen a cooler shelter? Did you know you can build shelters from sticks and skip the tents? Did you know that dragons know how to do things like this? Can you believe my mama let me sleep outside in this cool place? Do you know how we got there?

Do you see us there? Can you believe how fun that looks? Is it more fun to ride trains or ride boats? Can you make a train big enough for Yeti and my mama to ride? Can you believe how high all our friends are perched above the water? Would they like to fall in or would they be cold? Why does the water get cold? Why is it wet? Why do they call it “cold” and “wet”? Who got to decide those names? Can I name something?

Did you notice Snitch and Twitch up to their usual stunts in that picture? When will I get to do flips and tricks and spins and whirls? Can kangaroos ever join the circus? Is it scary to be up on the high wire or swinging from trapeezes? Would I get disqualified from trampoline & jumping events or would I win world records? Are there Olympics for those? Is it too late to qualify for France 2024?

Do you see the look on Yeti’s face? Why is she always wanting to get things free? She thought she could ride on our boat- do you think she could? Would she tip it over? Or squash us? What would it feel like to get squashed? Would I turn into a pumpkin or spaghetti? I don’t want to be spaghetti. Can you save me from getting squashed?

Do you want to see us on our trip? Can you take us downriver again soon? Maybe my mama will let me go back into the ocean. Do you think I’d like kiteboarding or parasailing more? Do you know where I can sign up for that?