Too Many Cousins?

Oh, my goodness! SO many thanks to our mysterious benefactor in MN who rescued another one of my cousins and sent them out to me! I’d like to introduce you to S’mores. They have a delicious, marshmallowey hat covered in chocolate. Yummm! We have lots of plans already in the works.

Taco is working on a new taco recipe. He wants to “liberate” a gallon of hot sauce from a certain friends’ house here in Oregon. Good luck, Taco- there is an 11 year old guard keeping a close eye on that magical cabinet.

The Pig is learning more about airplanes, rockets, rovers, and outer space. She is working on some engineering specs for a new type of interstellar travel. We’ll keep you posted.

Grizzles and John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmidt played a round of Hide-and-Seek in the bookstore. Too bad no one was looking for them! They also tried to make friends with the sloths. It was a little challenging, since they didn’t say much. Then Snitch noticed both the friends were asleep. Better luck next time, friends!

Nothing to tell you about this next picture. Just a couple of bears learning about how to drill tunnels underground. No reason to learn about this. Really. Just interested in how someone might go about getting underneath a bank or museum…. Oops. I said too much. Scratch that! Pretend you never read it.

We even went on another vacation so that S’mores could experience the fun and adventure when traveling with the one and only Yeti. There were some issues. First, a tiny golfer that couldn’t golf.

Next, a pond that wasn’t a pond.

A mountain that wasn’t a mountain.

A deer that wasn’t a deer. Fajita tried to get it to talk for the longest time. Nothing. This deer could give those sloths a run for their money.

A bear that wasn’t a bear. What is with this place, anyway?

And a bear that definitely was. Meet one of our other cousins, Gigantosaurus. He was really fun to cuddle with. And he knew all the best places to eat in town. He may or may not have given us a tip for a plan involving some rope, a grappling hook, and a dark night….

We’re just going night climbing. Geez, can’t a bear be trusted?

Speaking of trusted, where exactly did The Pig and Froggy 2 go sneaking off to with their snowshoes early in the morning?

We interrupt Yeti’s post to share some very important news. This is The Pig and Froggy 2. We’re here to say that it’s very unfair to be forced to go on a fake vacation to Hawaii when we had a trip to the real Hawaiʻi planned. So we decided to do something about it.

Yeti here, again! What do these friends think they can do? Just take over an official Stuffie post from the real star? That’s not okay! S’mores and I were just about to tell you about our fantastic plan for our next vacation. We can’t reveal the mystery destination yet, but it’s going to cost us about $6,823,483.01. Donations can be sent via credit card, PayPal, Zelle, cashier’s checks, or just cold, hard cash. If we don’t receive enough money that way, we have another plan. Don’t worry. Only a few minor laws might get broken. And, if they do, that’s on you. Should have sent us the money…

Threats? No, sorry, we take it back. It’s a friendly request. Pretty pretty please send us on an expensive vacation- we deserve it!

Taco, here. Just one quick comment. I tried to warn them and would have been able to if I’d had my wings. I’ll be better prepared next time.

Yeti again. I’m tired of all these friends thinking that my posts are their posts. I’m just going to…. AAAHHH!