Yeti Gets Resourceful

Hey, Everybody! Do you see this cool building? It’s a lighthouse. They light the way for ships at sea. They help everyone come home safely and sail away to new horizons with confidence. Freedom and adventure await!

We’ve recently retrofitted this boat and it’s ready for our maiden voyage. There’s room for you all!

The world is waiting for us! We can go anywhere!

Let’s not go in there- that’s a pretty dark and scary place. But it sure captures how I feel when I’m stuffed into a backpack and forgotten. I’d rather be here…

Aah. That’s better. See? The freedom to reach for the stars and feel the sunshine on your face. Yeti to the rescue! Speaking of rescues, take a look at these friends.

Sure, they don’t have to worry about getting eaten but they do have people staring at them all day long. And they never get a change of scenery or extra ice cream. Do you think it bothers them?

Yup. Based on that guy’s face, I’d say “yes”. At least he’s lucky enough to still be swimming around, unlike these fish…

I know. It’s hard to imagine a life worse than being shoved next to a bed and forgotten for months. But stuffed, glazed, and mounted on a wall is definitely worse. Seeing that sparked a fire in my belly. It’s clearly time to get some funding so we can start freeing our Stuffie friends (and maybe others) and sending them on all-expense-paid vacations. But where can we get the moola?

Luckily, Scottie and his friends came for a visit and we went to a cheese factory. That gave me an idea.

I can definitely be a “Cheddarmaster”. It’s a “master,” after all. I can lord it over all the octopus robots and other machines. This is a job for me!

On the other hand, then I’d have to be at the factory often enough to boss people around and pick up checks. There’s gotta be an easier way to rake in the money.

Yup. There we go! Free vacations coming your way very soon. Stay tuned!

-Yeti