A Bone-chilling Adventure
Hey, all you Stuffie Fans! It’s me, Yeti, your incredibly cute and sometimes mischievous friend. My buddy S’mores and I were recently talking about how dull this life of “no crime” can be. Okay, he’s fine with it, but I’m definitely missing out. Which is why we couldn’t wait to join on a recent field trip to the Milwaukee Public Museum. Some of the museum was what we’ve grown to expect- some cool artwork, a gift shop, some displays that teach you about things you may or may not care about… (sorry, Katie!)
But there were some other clues that this wasn’t your typical museum. For example, this guy looks like he has a lot on his mind.
And this friend had a lot to say. Very loudly, in fact.
Some of the friends were extremely well disguised. You wouldn’t even know they were there…
Until they said something to you. And then you sort of wished they hadn’t. Scary!
A few places were a little beautiful and also a bit odd. Is this a marshmallow stack? A gooshy seat? A pillar of mush? Why did it look soft and also sticky but was actually hard as a rock? Difficult to say.
There were also many, many spooky corners in the museum.
And some dark and scary places as well. Trust us, you don’t want to know what was around the corner in that cave!
Don’t think being in the wide open in a brightly lit room was any picnic, either. Unless you mean that you are the picnic for someone else.
No offense to our lion friends in Twig, but those two are terrifying! We would have befriended the cute little lion cub, but we were not going to mess around with those grownups.
Speaking of old folks, get a load of this lady. She is fierce!
It was definitely time to make a break for it and get out of here.
We don’t know what it says about this museum that they have their own in-house locksmith. Yikes!
For all you friends that might be feeling very anxious by now, don’t worry. We made it out of the scary places and found Taco. He’d spent the entire visit somewhere much more comfortable.
Now that’s what we call a museum!
-Yeti