A New Campaign From Yeti
Hey, Stuffie Fans!
And Yeti Fans, of course. It’s me, yours truly! I’m back with a pretty incredible opportunity that you can get involved in from the ground up. It’s called a “grassroots campaign” and I’m pretty sure you’re going to want to listen up. As you may recall, I spent a lot of time last year campaigning to become Ruler of the Universe. Some might say I was thinking too big. I think I was thinking too small. You see, that position mostly benefitted me. (See how humble I’m becoming?)
When I look to the wider world, it’s clear there’s an issue that deserves our undivided attention and the full force of our problem-solving might. See how cozy Big Bear is? What a great space. Right on the bed. Pride of place and a view out the window. Amazing!
These friends? Not too shabby, as far as accommodations go. Plenty of space & light, good company…
And then there’s our travel accommodations. This is definitely not First Class. Get ready for this next photo- this might be tough to look at.
Do you see what’s happening here? I mean, maybe you missed it. Here’s another shocking image- be ready.
Can you believe that these precious, cute, intelligent, amazing friends are being forced into such cramped quarters? Stuffed into backpacks unceremoniously and forced to stay there for hours? Or look at this friend shoved in a small space near a wall…
I mean, at least he’s adjacent to a bed. But don’t you think he deserves more? More respect and attention and hugs and snacks and possibly financial remuneration for being ignored? That’s what I think! See how much happier Tom looks now?
Take a look at all these friends abandoned in a bin on the floor. Sure, they’re cozy and have company.
But, then again. What do they get to look at? Where are they roaming and exploring and eating if this is where they stay? We had to help.
Just take a look at the joy on their faces now. That’s how you know you’re making a difference!
We’ve already reached out to some of our Stuffie friends that have been complaining about their situation for awhile. Here’s a picture our buddy Puppy sent us from “the Pit” (a space below the cozy bed… where they used to sleep every night by the pillow and their BFF).
And here is Puppy breathing fresh air and enjoying Pokey’s company on a recent vacation. Much better, right?
Don’t you want that better life for your Stuffie friends? For yourself? For the world? “Free the Stuffies!”
Take them on vacation immediately. Feed them sweet treats like brownies. Give them cuddles. Offer them kabillions of dollars. You can make a difference!
We thank you in advance. Please send photos to add to our campaign. Or send funds. Whichever.
-Yeti