Dear Santa...
Hey, Stuffie Fans! It’s me, Yeti. In case you missed it, it’s the holidays again! I’m hoping this package reminds us all of the importance of giving. It’s that wonderful time of year when you think of all those that are most important to you…
And reflect upon the true reason for the season:
No need to get stressed! There’s a big guy in charge of it all. Yep. This guy below.
All you have to do is write him a quick note. Then you get lots of special surprises under the tree and/or in your stocking. Easy, peasy! I got to work on my request letter to Santa.
I know some of you shop for others in your life. I think my suggestions to Santa might help you with your last minute purchases. In the interest of being helpful, here’s the rest of my letter:
“I’ll take any presents. The more, the better! They can be small…
But big is also really good. How about a stack this size?
I’m not too particular about what you bring me. Just remember, quality over quantity.
Or, you could go really big with the presents. Like some nice, new, plush furniture.
I know it can be hard to find just the right thing. Luckily, I’m here to help you!
Nothing says how much you care like a nice, expensive present.
If you’re really feeling stuck, cold hard cash can always do the trick. Just be sure to put it in a special card or something so it looks like you made an effort.
And jewelry is always good.
Custom made is even better.
Don’t worry! I don’t want you to go broke. There are lots of ways to save at Christmas time.
Hoping we all get what we deserve tomorrow morning! Thanks in advance, Santa!
-Yeti”