Yeti Shares an Agenda

Greetings, Friends & Fans! It’s me, Yeti. You haven’t heard from me much lately because I’ve been struggling. It was such a joy to have a sense of purpose and motivation. Now that I’m no longer trying to become your Ruler of the Universe, I’m not sure exactly what to do with myself.

Sure, it’s nice to sit around and count my riches. (Honestly, that’s one of my favorite hobbies.)

My real dilemma is how do I hold onto my dreams of becoming rich and famous when that was going to be the richest and famousest I could ever become?

I’ve tried so many things in the past. I did a lot of research and learned how to play high-stakes poker.

No one would take me seriously. So, I tried the odds at Bingo.

Not much luck there, I’m afraid.

Have I taken some shortcuts and just helped myself to cash and gold? Yup. Sure did! It was just sitting there asking to be liberated. (That was one of my quickest get-rich schemes ever. And so easy. But no fame came with it.)

My bank heists have landed me (and sometimes my friends) in a wee bit of trouble, for sure.

Why am I suddenly reflecting on my past, you ask? Well, I’ve recently been to court and talked to a judge about my … mistakes. And, sure, the judge was a 9 year old and the court was a living room, but there was a stenographer and a security guard and it seemed pretty legit.

It forced me to ask some big questions. What I took away from my time in hamper jail and my community service was that I needed to find a better way to become rich & famous. I thought about some famous authors and their characters. Everyone knows & loves these friends.

And I’m sure I could be a great TV personality. Look at how photogenic I am. Made for the screen!

Maybe you have some ideas for me to maximize my followers or make some quick cash or do something incredible the world will talk about for generations to come? Heck, at this point I’ll even take a good pyramid scheme.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

-Yeti