A Fairly Big Announcement

Hey all you Stuffie Friends and Fans! It’s me, Yeti. I have some big news. I’m really not sure how to say this, so I’ll just jump in. As many of you know, we’ve been prepping for my future Rulership of the Universe. It’s been an exciting ride filled with lots of enthusiastic supporters. Thanks to everyone that campaigned on my behalf!

And, gosh, the enthusiasm and support came from across the globe. Amazing!

We’ve given out many gifts to show our appreciation. Some gifts were big…

Some were small…

The end was in sight. Success was so close I could taste it…. the final preparations were happening for my Victory Celebration. We’d decided on a delicious and nutritious menu that everyone would love…

We picked out the theme and color story for the decorations. I mean, look at this glorious display of flowers! It goes on forever…

I’d picked up my custom crown and tried it on with my official ceremonial robe. Could I be any cuter? Or more important looking? (Don’t worry. I already know the answer.)

And can you believe how fantastic my handcrafted throne turned out? It’s pretty humble, right?

And then.

I learned that people aren’t so much into kings these days. When I asked Katie why, she explained her concerns about my ability to truly be a benevolent and generous ruler. And asked me some pointed questions about what I was hoping to accomplish. The truest answer to that was I want to be rich and famous. She said there are ways to do that without having to make lots of decisions for others and be in meetings all day. Well, why didn’t someone tell me that sooner?

I’m out of this Campaigning business! Forget about being Ruler of anything. I just need to do some thinking about my new rich-and-famous strategy.

I’ll get back to you soon. In the meantime, please accept my undying gratitude for your enthusiasm and support. It’s been greatly appreciated!

-Yeti

P.S.- Do you see how good I’m already getting at being humble? I’m pretty awesome at it, right?